being myself isn't normal

Living in this rotten city named "Batu Pahat" is something i describe as.. Decivilisation! Yes! i mean "de"..is like going backwards into the damned and long forgotten era of stupidity! Just like the name..living in the times of stones and chisels.. I dare say that all the assholes in this town,i just mean those assholes..who don't know how to appreciate English and too.. and also to those who terms English as WEIRD.. i hereby claim that you all are IMMATURE and just plain IGNORANT. Maybe in other perspective,you guys can rate me as arrogant..i don't deny this cause i do and can describe myself as one arrogant bastard. But all of the damned you have no right to term me arrogant because i speak in english!! LOL!! i can speak,so i speak..by the way,my english is also not the level which you guys can think highly of.. why bother about me? then,all the assholes which study in the same school with me..think again!! WE ARE STUDYING IN HSBP! High School Batu Pahat!! a school which is famed for producing english-spoken students,then now.. people who speaks english in this school is often accounted with arrogance and weird!! don't know whether i should laugh the hell out for them being so lame and pathetic or just keep quiet.. What's becoming of this place? the premier school of batu pahat is dominated by people who speaks and writes weird ancient symbols.. or i presume weird lines..by 1st impression! those who is just being proactive who wants to improve their language? or those who just speaks purely just for the fun of speaking in the language which is international accepted?

Maybe i was wrong all this while..this world is not rotten.. the people of batu pahat aren't too.. but those imbeciles in HSBP! their minds twisted..cerebrum and medulla lack of neurons cause their neurons got lost!!! lost their way till they find themselves in the rectum..pathetic.. should i pity them? or just ridicule them? well..frankly,i prefer to ridicule them..know why? they always think that they are right! never thought of the possibility that they are wrong.. the sames goes to me..but certainly not till i can't see a big major flop of mine which i did.. I realise my mistake,and my mistake was treating all this scumbags as friends while i should have take you all as fiends!! I don't know you but as a schoolmate..that's why i once treat you as a friend.. but why you assholes bother throwing all these nonsensical slanderous defaming words at me? i don't understand..assholes have the time to look into my matters and stuffs but they just don't have the time to go improve their english..LOL!! if YOU reads this,like i once preached before.. PLEASE TAKE THIS AS AN INSULT!! but not to the same people whom i once throw these words..

Conclusion..my advice..try to be rational just for once!! just once.. thank you!
*those who don't understand,never mind...don't give a damn bout this post..

harbinger of doom

Another update on my blog..yeah~ what is it this time? before you proceed further..make a guess - and you will most probably get it right if you had gone through my blog...Hell Yeah~ It's my own idealistic nonsense again =) Okay..on the 21st of April 2008, i'm gonna blog about time! How do you define time? Is time countable? is it something that we can see? is it something that kills? is it dangerous? or vice versa? well.. now let me "endarken" you with the real definition of time.. Time is SHIT~ i mean like shit..we always excrete it away like nobody's business and in the end..we will come to our senses..and say.. shit is useful!! oh shit!! why the shit i just shit it away? One of example of shit's contribution towards mankind..in chemistry or biology..methane gas for our food!! oh gross..theoretically,we are using SHIT to cook our FOOD!! anyway,no big deal.. as long as we are not using it as seasoner right?

Next, I got this theory some time ago..after going thru lots of quotes and saying.. eventually,i came out with this "Time doesn't heal..Time just destroys!! all that exist must face the wraith of time and disappear!!" Those who don't agree..i can foresee something.. you are gonna agree with me soon!! lol!! just kidding..i aint no harbinger of truth..just the harbinger of my own doom =.=

People alway says.. you just need time..your scars will disappear with time.. SHIT YOU! this is crap! time can heal is just another example of euphemism we see in life.. time eat everything up..including your wounds,happiness,sadness and whatever kind of shit. See the logic there?hehe time make you forget the past..in short,time kill off your memory!! but sometimes,under special circumstances..the past can haunt us till our graves are dug.. know why? cause time just kill it..and now,for revenge..it's coming back to haunt US!! oh man..we are just innocent man who just got in between time and memories and getting ourselves flattened like pan cakes.. so for my nonsensical conclusion, we must time as a tool!! not as a crutch! this was preached by some man of wisdom..forget his or her name..sorry... anyway,i think this preacher is long dead..so who cares~ that ends my post for today..yeah~

perpetual motion~

today is not my day and it's also not your day..cause it's Fry's day,i mean friday.. 18th of April and it happens to be one of my friend's birthday,kay pau. This guy is damn lucky..know why? cause i celebrated with him his birthday..how many people manage to celebrate theirs with me?haha! not funny right?i'm also wondering why am i writing all these stuffs.. could be..i'm too free or just plain bored..

Life sucks and it definitely sucks hard..oh damn!! I hate my own fucked up existence..why god created an infidel which commits countless sins and crimes? By the way,god exists huh??anyway,if there's no god..who created me?maybe it's my parents...then the question comes,who the heck started this shit? the Big BANG?? FUCK IT!! scientists..BANG your head on the wall~~ even if it's the big bang..where did all the chemicals and element the causes the explosion to happen? oh crap! the question just deepens the mystery..in other cases,questions are solved and new ones pop up..but in this question of life.. nothing is solved and new questions keep coming in what i describe..perpetual motion..or maybe in a increasing motion.. fuck it man!

After all this craps and shits...comes the question of why did that someone started all this stuffs?? life and the other nonsenses... what the purpose? live life to the fullest or maximum then die leaving your damned fucked up name behind huh? fuck you!! this is total crap!! i hate to say this but life definitely is not worth living...just the word "life" that sounds a little bit cool.. anyway,the word "death" is definitely more cool and interesting.. In life,everyone strife for the best and keep themselves up to a certain standard..this world is getting pretty filthy and becoming the slave of its trend.. whatever hell like money,fame,supremacy,fashion and other shit which only makes this world rots like decaying shit! then these assholes who goes flamboyantly for all these money or fame will be giving fucking euphemistic excuses to get their butts off the danger zone.. then in conclusion,please die early..don't corrupt and taint yourselves with all these sins..the longer we live,the more "mistakes" and "errors" we do.. it just gets us into deep shit..so end your life early!

I hereby end my post today with one saying..which i squeeze into my muet composition.. "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome " By Isaac Asimov.

vault over past into the vault of pus

Hell Yeah!! Today,the students of High School Batu Pahat are suppose to stay back for the uniform body meeting and Hell Yeah!! i think almost 60% of the students went home..lol! and of course,i'm one of them too..who will be that dumb to stay back? even for the stupidest guy in school..i bet after watching the herd of humans racing with all their might through the gate of Avernus ( by the way,Avernus is one fucking good "adjective" to describe my school ). and i just can't understand why must the authorities do this kind of stuffs. Knowing that this plan will falter, they still took all the trouble to do it.. wasting their time and resources..and most of all,destroying the environment..guess what? they give out letters to every student just to state something which is bound to be a failure.. damn it!

Then,the nice part was not going home but for lunch with two psychotic perverts. If those two who read this,please take this as an insult =P . Our usual place..no other than fuji kopitiam ( I think this is the new name..anyway,any assholes living in stone chisel who don't know this shop..please don't consider yourself locals..and get your ass out of town ). Why fuji? oh yeah..there are loads and lots of *ahem ahem* yeah! and try figuring it out what is ahem ahem..definitely not going to state it out. This fuji coffee shop never seems to let the both of my friends down,so.. both of them ended up as regulars over there..in short,their new hang out location after school.haha! And,kudos to both of my friends ( i cant say their names out,so their initials will do..hehehe it's lpt and dzn ) for their exceptional good skills of fulfilling their eye's appetite.lol!! Finally,before i end the post today.. i can't leave myself out as i watching "feeding" my own eyes too..partly because i'm also a pervert..rofl~ so for those who didn't read all the way till here,my scam for defaming both of my friends just worked! haha! backstabbing and hypocrisy just suits me well! oh yeah~

life without "YOU" is quite meaningless...

Ok everyone.. today,let's talk about the "YOU" who in the categories of HYPOCRITES! Hypocrites play a BIG and MAJOR role in this fucked up world. Without them,there will be no bad guys..then we will not be able to differentiate between who's good and bad..see my point?? They are actually playing one hell of an important role for the existence of good guys or so call antagonist -.- So..in short,they are just some poor guys accidentally playing the role of an asshole in certain incidents or circumstances..i wonder did i get the term correct?lol~ Then before i proceed further..give them a round of applause for doing such a noble job..rofl~ By the way..Shakespeare once said "It is neither good or evil,but thinking makes it so" another affirmation to my topic..HAHA!

Finally getting to the point..how to identify these poor guys? those who have been doing nonsensical or misleading act causing them to be labeled EVIL!! Following are the ways to see and identify these unfortunate ones..

1. They have a face and characteristics like ME!! Cause i'm definitely one of them.. When i'm in front of you,my speech is subjected to outer and other factors..then when i'm behind your back..hehehe one word to describe what will happen to your name and honour plus your pride.. TARNISHED!! i mean it!!lol~~

2. These unlucky plus unfortunate ones are sworn under the Hypocrite's Oath! Mind you,don't get messed up with the Hippocrates's Oath though it sounds almost alike -.- To know more about Hypocrite's Oath..i can talk no further as only its name have been created,the contents are long from completion..rofl~

3. Hypocrites tend to walk with lots of dignity on their face..You know why? cause they are just faking it..and why they are faking it? good question..they are hypocrites..fake as they are,their acting and impersonating skills are definitely on par with the Oscar nominees..so,dun get fool by someone's appearance as looks can be deceiving. My nonsensical statistics clearly states that every single being in this world have at least 1% of hypocrisy in them.. *Nonsensical statistics need no proving as they are proven nonsensically =)

4. Finally, on the last point..hypocrites like to talk a lot of bad stuffs..real bad baddie stuffs..example? gossip,of course.. Anyone who talk to you bout someone's else bad stuff behind their back are definitely hypocrites. Example.. when i'm talking bout my friend A with my friend B without the presence of the friend A,i say that his nose hair is long -.- heard this before? then he has his ear full of ear wax..his hair got kutu,cockroaches,lizards and other freaking insects. This guy is a total hypocrite with some elements of psychotic sadist who gains his happiness by laughing at people's mistake or bad stuffs.

And that point no.4 concludes my nonsense for today.. Before i end my post,i would like to once again stress my view on hypocrites..they are not 100% evil but they are definitely no good..lol! what kind shit was i talking?haha! that's all..thanks for reading and stay tune for more nonsense.

flying low without crashing..

Guess what's so fun about today? i had my muet trial exam at school.yes,i mean it..in school or at school..whatever.. I can't really believe that i'm still struggling to get my band..oh shit! (by the way,i flunk myself in the last muet exam..shot of 7 fucking marks for my band5) so,for the writing part..CHILD ABDUCTION! the tragic death of nurin jazlin and the unsolved case of sharlinie..oh my *self*!!! It's been darn fucking long since this case started..now,after months of effort which ended in vain..nobody gives a damn about it anymore!!! and we are suppose to write about ways to prevent this..like anyone will care and put that in action -.-

Anyway,i think the government should take these steps to prevent child abduction..

1. Equip children with flame-throwers! the penculik won't stand a chance...
2. Have children implanted with GPS chips in their brain or testicals (easy to locate them,even if they die.still can find their corpse and put it into some sarcophagus,obviously..the so called abductor won't cut their testicals or rip their brain out)
3. Parents should send their children to some martial arts lesson - judo,aikido,taekwondo or whatever that's useful for self-defense... *also teach children,if the person is a guy..aim for his weak point =P

Can't think of anymore..but i assure you! if these 3 steps is implemented into the law..there is no more pedophile!!! 100% confirm..don't deny it..lol~

the beginning...

Hi everyone~ welcome to this blog of mine.. this dumb blog is simply created out of boredom and nonsense. For those who wish to continue to indulge in this fucked up blog of mine..well,prepare for some lame and "down-to-earth" stories.. As this is my first time blogging,don't forgive me if i'm writing too little nonsense. Can't think of anything to post today,so let me talk about why on earth would i choose to blog. Thanks to the general election of Malaysia,i had realized how pow(d)erful a blog can be. many said.. the government didn't take this blogging stuff properly and end up getting fucked up in the election.lol! so.let's see..what kind of shit can my blog do to this this of assholes and hypocrites. that's all for now,please drop by next time for more nonsense..thanks for reading,i just forced myself to write this nonsense.(rofl~) as i got ain't no more rubbish to spill out. *if u read till this point,i really want to salute you for spending this much of time for my meaningless post.thanks!