Kiss my ASS

Kiss my ass and don't just eat the shit
It is sweet and taste just like BBQ
Healthier than the real BBQ that just carbonate our body
It is tender and soft just like jelly
Could be harder than the real jelly but it has surface tension
It is warm and served just the right temperature
Real food gets cold very fast but this thing produces heat

Kiss my ass and don't just eat my fart
It contains a variety of gases
Not just the oxygen, carbon dioxide and etc
It varies by the food we eat..
Each food has specific product! ( sulphur or uranium or blablabla.. )
It shows diverseness that none other organs have
Treasure our asses and don't fart into waste

Kiss my ass and don't just dream for it
Kiss my ass and don't just lust for it
Kiss my ass and don't just pray for it
Kiss my ass and don't just die for it
Or else
Kiss my ass and kiss the world goodbye~ LoL!


*Disclaimer - totally fictionalized and has nothing to do with your ass. thanks!!